Sometimes, I hate being the oldest.
Cause you know what?
My siblings have MASTERED the art of fake crying.
They’ll be like:
And then my parents are like,
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO UPSET THEM?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! THAT’S IT! YOU’RE GROUNDED!!!" Then they find my siblings, and are like, "Awww, poor baby…"
And I’m like,